Funny Church Bloopers

-The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s Hamlet
in the Church basement Friday at 7:20PM. The congregation
is invited to attend this tragedy.

-Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00PM - Prayer and medication to
follow.

-The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment
and gracious hostility.

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-This evening at 7PM there will be a hymn singing in the park

across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared
to sin.

-Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition
of several new members and due to the deterioration of some
older ones.

-Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to
be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

-Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need
all the help they can get.

-The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.