You May Be A Redneck & Not Know It

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You might be a redneck if: 

• You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos. 
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• You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut. 
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• The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair. 
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• You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard. 
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• Your wife weighs more then your refrigerator.